A wench is described in the dictionary as:
"A voluptuous female pirate type woman, usally with a firey attitude, and usually seen around taverns and bars, seaside fishing towns, and wherever pirates roam."
or
"A ladyshape that is at one with the countryside. Usually associated with bitches that you find in taverns in the 17th century.
"... Go Plow Some Fields Bitch!"
or
"Big Bonny Wench: A plump, buxom but cute girl"
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- From Urban Dictionary
Ok... There were many other definitions that were a little too forward for this blog... I was looking for something in the realm of Ho, Trollop, etc.
If someone who uses Myspace alot is a Myspace Whore, than someone who is addicted to fiber arts and cannot get enough surely would be a Fiber Whore.
But I didn't like the sound of that!
Off I went to my Thesaurus... Whore, Prostitute, Harlot, Wench... Hmmm, sounds good. Nicer than whore LOL
The Fiber Wench at your service!
When I think of a Wench personally, I think of a medieval busty, sensual woman serving up beer and a listening ear at ye old tavern and maybe indulging all the menfolk in a peek at her cleavage now and then. She works her arse off and loves what she does, she can seem pretty domestic, but watch out cause' there is a tiger under that chemise! Ultimately, SHE IS GOOD AT WHAT SHE DOES and she keeps em' coming back for more!
